I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
|Other people:||wow what a perfect morning for a run|
|Me:||wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep|
|Doctor:||I think you'll need a shot|
|Doctor:||AYYYYY *brings out tequila*|
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”